Why Walls are Better than Women

By Wally Barker

• Walls will fuck you in every imaginable way.
• There are easy walls everywhere.
• It's pretty easy to find Walls that really suck.
• After you do a new wall, it's acceptable to tell your parents.
• When you're on top of a wall, it's OK to take a dump.
• You can do walls even if your not hard.
• You can do walls less than 16 year old and not go jail.
• You can share a wall with your friends.
• You can do more than one wall in a day and not feel guilty.
• Most walls can be done without raincoats.
• If things get tough, you can always just nail a wall.
• You can do a wall in public.
• If you're persistent, easy walls always will go down.
• Doing 3 wall in a day is something to brag about.
• Your wall will always wait patiently for you.
• You don't have to get cleaned up to do a wall.
• A wall doesn't care when you come.
• You can enjoy walls all month long.
• Walls don't get jealous when you do another wall

 
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