Submitted by: Michael DongDecember 11, 2000
This page is dedicated to one of life's more delicate indulgences, beer. The following quotes were sent to me by one of my climbing partners, Michael "did you know my last name is a body part" Dong. Michael obviously knows me well. To all you dedicated beer drinkers of the world, Scholl!
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver. And doggone it, people like beer!"
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get
drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a
few drinks behind.